south mouth

when a womans vagina is turned horizontally not vertical

Hey Chuck did you check ritas South mouth in that party she had it out teasing us with john waynes harmonica

by supercalfragilistic your mum January 14, 2009

South Mouth

The Southern Orifice, located in the Umbral Frat Slopes of Boulder. Concocted by the unholy breed of Boulder Stoners, the South Mouth chicken wings possess the most varied and potent flavors known to mortal senses. According to the Tablets of Minionbach, The South Mouth wings possess the ability to cleanse the soul of the consumer of their sins, allowing them to cross the corrupted plains of Los Alamos, and access the portal to the Chet Pit

The Portal to the Chet Pit is within the Los Alamos labs. The only artifact that will allow you to pass through the corrupted plains, unmutated, is the Ancient Wings of South Mouth.

by Leo Henreezer August 27, 2021

south mouth mount

Riding on a guy's shoulders in a dress or skirt but without panties.

She asked if she could get on my shoulders so she could see the band better. After I gave her a lift I realized she gave me a south mouth mount.

by Frank the Tank Jr July 05, 2016

South To Mouth

the insertion of genitals to an unknowing unconscious strangers face with the intention of making sure they are not avoiding interaction by playing possum.

There were a lot of empty bottles by her side and the party had ended hours ago. In fear that she was just going to try and crash on my floor I attempted to revive her by administering south to mouth. She quickly regained consciousness and I then helped her stumble to her car.

by Erock Throatpuncher November 04, 2009

south in the mouth

frowning, unhappy

Ever since Eloise kicked Johnny in the peach pits, he's been south in the mouth.

by donka-dewballs November 02, 2015

Deep South Cotton Mouth

Refers to an extreme thirst brought about while high on marijuana.

Symptoms include: Extremely dry mouth, Excessive thirst, and a motivation to drink everything in sight.

Also referred to as simply, deep south

James Bonfire had Deep South Cotton Mouth last night and drank 5 water bottles in an hour

by James Bonfire June 24, 2011

Deep South In Your Mouth

When a man from Mississippi is going down on his sister/wife, and get's a surprise mouthful of his daddys cum.

Family reunions with Deep South in your Mouth

by Fatkhunt1292 June 15, 2020