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Sorbet Slappy

While working at Häagen-Dazs, the girls from Winsor give you head in the back room until the point of ejaculation. you then, using only your penis and no hands, slap her in the face repeatedly. she then looks up at you with a cum drenched smile and tells you how funny you are sometimes.
"Wow! I didnt even expect that sorbet slappy. I thought you were going to rocky road me again.

do you work tomorrow?"
by Mike Hawk Ishmaul April 22, 2011
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sorbet sex

A palate cleanser between relationships, a close cousin of the rebound guy. Rebound guy is a confidence booster whilst sorbet sex allows you to recoup sexually and stop associating sex with your ex
After the rebound guy i needed some sorbet sex until i felt ready to get back on the market
by Shockofthefall June 27, 2014
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Sorbetto

A 2.95 Slurpee, made by Pinkberry, and sold by Starbucks. Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz is a major stakeholder in Pinkberry. Unlike the Vivanno, the Sorbetto doesn't make you fart all day long.
Shall we get a Sorbetto?
No, let's go to the 7-eleven and get a proper Slurpee that is 4 times bigger and will only cost us half of what Starbucks charges.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009
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sexual sorbet

a sexual encounter designed to cleanse the proverbial palate before entering into a new relationship.
To avoid getting caught on the rebound, she needs a little sexual sorbet before she starts dating again.
by jules January 26, 2004
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Soreballs

(N) A gesture used to greet a friend and simultaneously rob him off his dignity. To give "soreballs", you extend your hand for either a handshake or high-five, and at the last second close your hand into a fist and swing into the testicles of your target with enough force to cause them to double-over in pain, but not cause any lasting damage.
When you see a friend talking to a good looking girl, a soreballs is a great way to acknowledge him and also let him know that he's not as cool as he thinks he is.
by SEE-NOTE October 3, 2008
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east hampton sorbet

When you take a dump in a box, and send it overseas to the troops. Made popular by Jon Stewart while mocking the governor of Kansas.
When Andrey found out that Donny had joined the army, he immediately sent him an east hampton sorbet
by Davecolarusso January 30, 2008
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sorbet porn

by Bungalow Bill May 28, 2001
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