Self-soothe

Verb:
(very much a doing word).

(used with or without noun / object) such as self-soother.

Gender: Predominant female application but technically neutral.

Primary Definitions.

Formal Definition
1. Masturbation primarily for the purposes of mental rather than physical distraction.

New Age Defintion

2. Wanking as a function of wellbeing and mindfulness.

Most Common Defintion

3. Route to female orgasm / physical pleasure where urgency and need for efficiency prohibit the involvement of a needy, fumbling, partner.
1. " He / she / they/ .. have really p7 everyone just f**k off for 10 mins while I self-soothe."

2. There appears to be noone around tonight who I find more attractive then myself. I might as well self-soothe.

3 Shit, life has gone badly wrong, I feel terrible and really shouldnt be thinking about sex but, fuck it, it's popped into my head so I'm going to have to self-soothe.
by Selfsoothe October 22, 2019
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An alternate way of saying 'calm your balls', or simply 'calm down'. Used when someone REALLY needs to eat a Snickers, but there are none available.
"Can you seriously believe what just happened?!" "Whoa, soothe your boobs, it's not a big deal."
by Purple Derple February 17, 2017
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A game in which Kool n' Soothe cold compress pads are used for the enjoyment of many. The aim of the game is to hit a body part of another player

5 points for a headshot
10 points for a cunt or cock shot
3 points for arms
2 points for chest/ stomach

alternatively, just try to inflict as much cold pain as possible.....enjoy
Kool n' Soothe Slapsies - the coolest game in the world
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smoked thee bombudd;high;dank
damn,that green sure does soothe my soul,lets get lifted
by BoMbuDD=] July 29, 2009
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Completely forced, Rough annoying, ear torturing,loud and unnecessary sound(s) from you know who
by Pseudonymspseudonym August 31, 2023
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When you on a dating APP and the guy compliments your hair and wanted to “stroke it soothingly like a spider trapped in your hair”
Hey Kat, you’re hair is beautiful, I’d like to soothing spider that
by 13wez October 1, 2023
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