Somf

The acronym for "sit on my face" used commonly towards highly attractive females with gratuitous behinds.

Kyle: dude that chick is fine!

Mark: man I know I would totally let her somf. Then drink her bath water

by Buster Miller July 7, 2014

SOMFL

Story Of My Fucking Life

Jen: I feel so lost!
Alissa: SOMFL man..

by Jane Doezerzz July 9, 2010

SOMF

the abbreviation of the expression "Sit On My Face".

SOMF is primarily used as an indicative of sexual attraction, or as an act of sexual dominance.

Used in conjunction with Twitter, It is often stylised as #SOMF.

Tom Daley, #SOMF

by purpledinosaursrule December 30, 2012

Somfin

Meaning "something".

"Hey hey! wanna go do somfin tonight?"

"Sure, man. Wanna go to that party that Kyle's having?"

"Yeah, fo sure!"

YOU CAN ALSO JUST SAY SOMEFIN

by Veronica Erickson January 29, 2009

Somesuch

Simply means "some similar (thing)".

He was trying to tell me that the moon is made of cheese, or somesuch nonsense.

by Geater January 16, 2008

SOMF

Sit On My Face. Term is used to show sexual feelings towards another individual.

Why Sara, dont you want to SOMF today?

by rimits January 24, 2009

Somosphere

The somosphere is the sum of all man-made networks, systems, software and hardware required to support virtual identities used in social media and gaming. It combines the words 'somos' (Spanish meaning 'we are') and 'sphere' and describes a completely artificial zone that engulfs much of the Earth. Drawing on a comparison to the biosphere, the somosphere can be seen to have evolved from the need for humans to communicate, moving from a purely verbal form of language to one that could be written, distributed through invention of the printing press, telegraph, radio and TV, and the Internet, to its current state as a global electronic ecosystem that supports virtual life. Unlike the biosphere, the somosphere is not a self-regulating ecosystem, although this aspect is changing with major contributors such as network operators, Internet Service Providers and social media giant Facebook showing reluctance to moderate content or comply with government interference (e.g. to prevent illegal downloading of copyright material). To this end the somosphere has emerged to be representative of the true will of the people, who are (for the most part) unrestricted by physical form, age, gender, social standing, nationality, geographical and geopolitical location, relative and religious influences and taboo. To borrow a quote from Descartes, 'We connect, therefore we are'.

Recent opinion polls have failed to appreciate factors within the somosphere, which could account for their poor performance in predicting the outcome of the Brexit and US Presidential Elections. Such factors include the reliability of statistics based on unqualified accounts; deliberate false accounting; trending within anonymous groups; and media interference. Clearly big-data generated by activity within the somosphere alone is not reliable and, as with grossly overestimated predictions from mixed meteorological data over the effect of global warming, pollsters must rethink the models used when assessing the habits of real people in line with online advertising.

by rippenburn November 12, 2016