Unlike the usage of somf as "Sit on My Face." This definition of somf can be used on Twitter as "Some of My Followers."
Jane: Guys, I just started talking to somf in a voice call!
Herald: Don't you mean "oomf"?
Keira: No, she means somf, "some of my followers."
Herald: Don't you mean "oomf"?
Keira: No, she means somf, "some of my followers."
by Junnamod January 18, 2021
The act of having a woman sit on your face.
Commonly used as a verb though literally it is an acronym
Commonly used as a verb though literally it is an acronym
by SOMF KING October 29, 2008
Smile On My Face - a more accurate substitute for the chat abbreviation "lol (Laughing Out Loud). Developed due to the realisation that many uses of "lol" do not coincide with actual "laughing out loud."
by JoeThom November 17, 2009
The act of sitting on your soulmates face (sit.on.my.face) in an effort to relax yourself in a comfortable seated position because your exhausted from all shit you've had to deal with through your current husband(s).
Mary: I'm so tired I can't wait to just sit down.
Vin: Stop by baby gurl and SOMF. I just cleaned up the mess from last night.
Vin: Stop by baby gurl and SOMF. I just cleaned up the mess from last night.
by Whiteboyprobz May 17, 2017
When you’re up in a fantasy football matchup and your opponent comes from behind to shatter your dreams.
by Nffel November 28, 2021
someone cuts you off in traffic and you say "you SOMF!!!!" (son of a mother fucker) in a fit of rage.
by kikiwasalllike October 01, 2011