Satisfied Salamander

sat•is•fied |ˈsatisˌfīd|
sal•a•man•der |ˈsaləˌmandər|

noun, vulgar slang.

oral stimulation of a man's penis to the point of ejaculation, as ejaculating the man removes his penis and proceeds with his ejaculation while aiming for his partners nose. If successful the male's reproductive fluid will go up his partners nose and down the throat. His partner will then cough up the man's semen and will look like a "Satisfied Salamander"

ORIGIN,

Satisfied: Latin, satisfacere ‘to content,’
Salamander: Greek, salamandra

Hey, baby. Have you ever heard of a "Satisfied Salamander"?

by Ryamnocerus March 3, 2010

Salamander Man

A half-man half-salamander species. He is on the Filthy Frank Show. He is cool enough to know how to play the recorder with his nostril. Says nyes almost all the time.

Frank: wait, is that Salamander Man
Pink Guy: No, dat ees mcdonalds
Salamander Man: NYESSSSS

by AwesomeIzzy012345 December 19, 2019

Salamander Sunrise

When a man covers his penis in ketchup, and slides it over the face of his partner when the sun rises.

This morning I gave Tiana a salamander sunrise, all over her face

by delivery stud 1979 March 13, 2009

angry salamander

V. When a male shakes his genitals violently as an attack.

The doctor had cold gloves so I angry salamandered his face.

by Princess buttercup January 5, 2014

when the salamander shits

A company in San Marcos, Texas, home of the San Marcos River and the endangered Blind Salamander, has a salamander in a clear river as a in logo. When all accounts are paid the company pays for drinks and steaks at local restaurant. A reference of the WWII phrase "when the eagle shits which refers to the US government pay day"

Hey everybody when the salamander shits it's time for drinks and steak night Tuesday at the restaurant

by Clear River May 23, 2022

drain the salamander

when a chick needs to pee. Similar to a dude having to "drain the lizard."

"stop at the next gas station, I need to drain the salamander."

by Rexford February 29, 2008

Salamander

When you stick your finger in a vagina and then give some one a wet willy with it.

Lee Put his hand up Jane's skirt to give Jim a salamander.

by The Wizzard! August 17, 2010