slobcation

The staycation's down-to-earth cousin. It doesn't aspire to "take in the local sights" or "wander the trails around in your own backyard". Instead, the goal is to spend as much time as possible without a bra, shoes or even actual pants. Instead, "take in" copious quantities of Netflix and Hulu; wander aimlessly around your home, finding ways to make do so you rarely have to get dressed.

My slobcation was nearly interrupted by a friend's shower at the spa.

by BP&Co February 24, 2019

Colobration

When you're getting ready to go into a colonoscopy so you and the boys tailgate our front while butt chugging beer funnels.

"Bottoms up, it's a Colobration! "

"Man, what a great Colobration. That natty tickled my prostate just right!"

by yo buddy March 21, 2022