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solitaire 

n. Also referred to as "the loner's game," a one-person card game involving a pathetic string of disappointments. Reserved for filling up the "special void" for losers and complete bores.
solitaire by steveisright December 18, 2003

Solitaire 

I still remember how much I used to need you
Tried so hard to please you, but you didn't need me
You knew I loved you, knew I always would be there
You just did what you wanted, you didn't care

Solitaire, it gets so lonely
Solitaire, you want to hold me
Don't wait up, 'cause babe, I won't be there
Solitaire, solitaire, solitaire

Solitaire, see what it's like now
Solitaire, to cry all night now
Solitaire, see how it feels to bear

Solitaire, it gets so lonely
Solitaire, you want to hold me
Don't wait up, 'cause babe, I won't be there
Solitaire (solitaire, solitaire)
All the cards were held by you
There was nothin' I could do
All those nights I sat alone, starin' at the telephone
Wonderin' were you ever comin' home

Solitaire, it got so lonely
Solitaire, no one to hold me
Where were you when I played solitaire?

It took some time but I stopped thinkin' about you
Started livin' without you, now look who's back here
You've had a change of heart, well, mine just couldn't wait, no no
You found out you loved me just a little too late

Once the cards were held by you
Now there's nothin' you can do
All those nights you sit alone, starin' at the telephone
Wonderin' if I'm ever comin' home

Solitaire, see what it's like now
Solitaire, to cry all night now
Solitaire, see how it feels to bear

solitaire 

a name that people give there children, when they know that there child will grow to b a loner and follower.
to be one with urself.
Sum1 who is a loner
Solitaire is a Solitaire
solitaire by Princess Bitch November 5, 2004

solitaire confinement 

When you have no internet and all you can do all day long is play solitaire.
When Mom took away my network card, I was in solitaire confinement for a week.
solitaire confinement by KikiMiki January 12, 2008

Solitaire Loop 

When one starts playing computer solitaire (or any variation played on the computer) and is unable to stop playing until they have won. Most frustrating when you cannot win. Also equally frustrating when you have won and you want to win more causing a continuous cycle or loop.
Mom: Johnny, dinner's ready!
Johnny: I can't come down yet, I'm stuck in a solitaire loop!

Person 1: Hey how come you aren't responding to my message?
Person 2: Sorry I'm stuck in a solitaire loop.
Solitaire Loop by ALF613 March 20, 2010

solitaire denial

Flipping through the deck over and over while playing the card game Solitaire even though there are no more moves available, denying that you have lost even though you already know it.
Guy #1: Dude, you've gone through the deck 3 times already. Give it up, you've lost.
Guy #2: ...So I have. I'm in solitaire denial again.