Softcock

A man who is precious, can't make decisions and lacks balls

That gibbsy is a real softcock

by Mr Manager February 1, 2015

Softcock

man who cant get a hard on, therefore is a useless cunt, useless cunt therefore being a softcock, softcock can descibe someone who cant or wont do something whatever that might be

my mate could,nt change the tyre on his car, fucking softcock

by dirtbox July 24, 2006

softcock special

Robbie Engels favorite meal

Waiter: "what would you like sir?"

Robbie: "/i'll try the softcock special, i had one last night."

by Softcock Express April 26, 2010

Softcock

A frigid, sexually inhibited person, pitifully flaccid in ambition and determination.

'Debra was virtually begging him for it.'
'Let me guess, the softcock bailed?'

by the behemoth March 25, 2013

Softcockalitis

As prevalent as the common cold. Typically this disease strikes one (or more) athletes in a group of friends.

Symptoms include (but are not limited to):
Ditching work outs,
Cutting work outs short,
Significantly improved creativity for excuses.
Once this disease has been contracted it can take weeks, or even months of dedication to training in order to overcome.

Why did he miss our run this morning?

Oh, he's got softcockalitis again.

by MysterC March 27, 2015

Softcock

People who dont have the guts or balls to admit and take responsibility for things they have done.

Tim Blomfield. Theres no better example.

by WhoCares December 17, 2003

Softcocking

When someone fails to participate in an activity, (usually one involving drinking) through fear of their personal safety or a fear that they will hurl or make a total dick of themselves

You're not coming on the Prague trip? That is softcocking of the highest order!

Stop softcocking and down that pint!

by Gareth Wilcox April 9, 2008