Solosexual

Noun. One who would rather masterbate versus having sex with another.

I'd rather be solosexual than fuck them broke ass bitches that aint paying for none of my shit.

by SPOOKIEONE December 23, 2008

sisexual

SISexual.

A person who wishes to have sex with their sister. And only her.

Dude, I think he's into incest.
-Yeah, he's sisexual.

by JoMan112 August 6, 2010

Shonisexual

When you’re obsessed with Toni and Shelby 😏

I’m shonisexual

by Shoni_wilds March 2, 2021

soysexual

Being sexually attracted to soy sauce

What a soyo!
Is the soysexual bathing in Soy Sauce again?

by 1st soysexual May 28, 2021

Sorusexual

Sorusexual means being attracted to Uros Lukic to the point where u define it as your sexuality. That can also mean your attracted to people named uros or soru as well.

My sexuality it sorusexual, I am attracted only to Uros Lukic he is so hot

by ludisorufan March 6, 2021

Sonysexual

Someone so obsessed with the Sony playstation that they will blindly purchase and staunchly defend the company despite having absolutely no return from the company itself. Sonysexuals are characterised by an frequent use of internet slang such as "n00b" and "Pwn". Another characterisation is an unflinching defense of even the most awful mistakes by Sony, and the unquestioning purchase of even their worst products.

Reasonable gent - "So, Sony promised a hard drive with the PS2 and never delivered."

Sonysexual - "So what, Sony don't need to, the memory card RULES. Shut up, n00b."

Reasonable gent - "Oh wow, Sony's PS2 online capabilites are AWFUL! There is close to NO one who would defend such a cheap shoddy outing."

Sonysexual - "Oh what? Shut up! Sony rules, you know nothing n00b, shut up".

Reasonable gent - "The PS3 is being released for $600?! That is ridiculously expensive. That and it'll probably be made of the same faulty hardware that plagued the PS2, made to break in a year so you have to buy a new one."

Sonysexual - "Oh let me guess, you have an X-BOX!! Shows how little you know. PS2 rules, your system sucks balls, you know nothing, shut up, n00b".

by Nth RooCH September 1, 2008

Sofa Sexual, Sofasexual

A person (Be they Straight, Gay, Lesbian, or Other) who will sleep with either sex just so they can have a sofa to sleep on (i.e. A roof over their head).

Reason for the definition and term Sofa sexual, Sofasexual is. I observed a guy once who swore up and down he was gay, But a week later I saw him hanging all over a girl (acting all boyfriend girlfriend like with her), just so he could have a sofa to sleep on.

by Roadiesteve February 5, 2010