1. John: (Pulls up in his Pimp My Ride car)
Paul: "Damn John, your new street car is sofa king sweet!"
2. Paul: "Now you have the sofa king of California!"
Paul: "Damn John, your new street car is sofa king sweet!"
2. Paul: "Now you have the sofa king of California!"
by Eric N. August 7, 2005
The male version of a pillow princess. Like a pillow princess, a sofa king can be straight, bi, or gay. Both pillow princesses and sofa kings are selfish in bed.
Louise: I was interested in Kevin until I found out he was a sofa king. I don’t mind being on top, but I would never be with a guy who doesn’t eat me out.
by nutella137 November 16, 2020
Kerrin's T-shirt says "If I'm not wasted, the day is"
Sara says "the day is... what?"
Janes says "Sara, you are such a sofa king!"
Sara Says "Oooooooooooh. Oops"
Ussually said in a retard voice and followed by Sara blushing.
Sara says "the day is... what?"
Janes says "Sara, you are such a sofa king!"
Sara Says "Oooooooooooh. Oops"
Ussually said in a retard voice and followed by Sara blushing.
by Sofaqueen February 21, 2008
It is another word to so so fucking cool. Dont get in trouble by teachers because they won't get it.
by Josh Gishnarr April 24, 2007
- Hey, say this fast: I Am Sofa King, We Todd Ed!
- I can't, I am so fucking retarded... Sofa King Retarded.
- I can't, I am so fucking retarded... Sofa King Retarded.
by Sofa Queen September 5, 2007
U r sofa-king-retarded
by Ali and Najeff April 11, 2003
Person 1: Hey dude can you say this word: "sofa king awesome:
Person 2: sofa king awesome? (he said so fking awesome)
Person 2: sofa king awesome? (he said so fking awesome)
by galearic November 20, 2020