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Socrates

Going socrates is when somebody youre talking to starts to question things that are obvious to shift blame away from themselves when they are guilty. They take on the veneer of a philosopher to confuse the matter instead of owning up to the truth.

And some of you need to remember, this is not an encyclopedia. These other definitions have no place here. We have the rest of the internet to learn about socrates.
Derek: "Hey, remember that time when you were totally fucking drunk and almost wrecked when you drove home?"

Saul: "I wasnt that drunk, I mean what is drunk anyways? Is it five beers, or fifteen? Is it being loud and having fun, or passed out pissing yourself?"

Derek: "Oh god, its socrates again..."
by dauman January 7, 2010
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Socratic

1) Fantastic and underrated band from Cranford / Linden, New Jersey currently signed to Drive-Thru Records, on which they released Lunch For The Sky.

They are currently a 4 piece consisting of Duane F. Okun, Kevin G. Bryan II, Thomas Patrick Stratton and Vincent D'Amico. Bassist Adam Swider left the group in May, 2006.

2) A method invented by Greek Philosopher Socrates.
1) I'll extend my arms out to learn a lesson that no teachers teach on how to admire the morning in case this is the last one that I'll ever see. - Socratic

2) Makes no sense to me - Me
by Tommyhaych July 14, 2006
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Socrates

Everyone thinks Socrates is the one of the smartest men to ever have lived, a genius among mortal men, but really he’s just an immATURE OVERLY EMOTIONAL MANIPULATIVE PIECE OF SKATA
Girl (me): Socrates I never should’ve dated you!! You were a mistake!
by howstheweather18 September 27, 2019
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Socrates

Socrates is a TOTAL BABE
by Socrates is hot October 10, 2019
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Socrates

pronounced so - crates (like crepes but with a "t")

definition : So crazy
PERSON 1: Did you hear about Barbara sleeping with Frank?
PERSON 2: OMG no, thats like socrates!!
by Bdon96 November 15, 2014
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Socrates

verb

to play the fool and then figuratively judo-flip someone in conversation, as Socrates frequently does in Plato's dialogues
The philosophy freshman tried to Socrates the professor, but just made himself look like a pretentious fucking idiot.
by a nouny moose March 29, 2021
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Socrates

Socrates is pronounced "so-CRA-tease" not "SOCK-ruh-tis". Most people don't realise this and don't care to.
by Cesco November 26, 2006
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