Snortle

The sound which emanates from a cat when they go to town on their own arse.

Beth: Jesus, what's that sound?
Ron: Sounds like a snortle from your cat. Damn, he's really going for it over there.

by Mr B. Johnson April 27, 2020

snortle

The half snort, half chortle noise made when amused by something ridiculous, but trying to avoid laughing out loud.

1.
I couldn't help but snortle at her witty and unflattering description of her ex.

2.
A: ... but it wasn't very good.
B: *snortle*

by BeeCan November 7, 2006

Snurfle

To Snurfle is to sniff lovingly on someone or something.

Me: Your daughter just snurfled my neck!

Wife: She does that to be close to you, because she loves you!
Me: awwwwwww

by Sinners make the best saints September 15, 2011

Spurtle

When a college professor has a lot of spittle around the mouth, and the college professor's name is Murtle

Person 1: Bro that Science teacher has a crazy amount of spittle

Person 2: No, his name is Murtle so it's actually called Spurtle

Person 1: Really?

Person 2: Yeah, look it up

by Ironbran September 6, 2018

Snurple

Noun: A person who is a purple snob (sn+urple). A snurple is obsessed with all things purple, and very proudly flaunts their purple preferences! Perhaps they dress head to toe in purple every day, or their house is decorated all in purple. Or perhaps they think purple is superior to all other colors. Snurples love purple...maybe too much sometimes?

She is such a snurple! Does she own anything that’s not purple?!

by I’m Dorky And I Know It March 23, 2020

Shurtleffed

a surprise from Steve Shurtleff
-used on michael james adamson
-also a threesome with ms. marr

MJA: What happened?
Steve: You've been Shurtleffed
MJA: sweet

by Steve Shurtleff March 3, 2005

Snurdle

Snurdle; the perverse act of surreptitiously sniffing the still warm bicycle seat of a female cyclist after she has just vacated the saddle. Usually for purposes of cheap sexual thrills and more often than not accompanied by pig style grunting noises.

Snurdling; the commission of the act of the snurdle.

"Yes officer. I'd just stepped off my bicycle when this man appeared out of nowhere and started to snurdle in broad daylight".

"Thank you Mrs May. We'll take it from here. Ok Mr Trump, in the back of the van and no funny business".

by Curtainsofbeef June 6, 2018