Snurfing

The act of sniffing a patron behind the ear without their knowledge or consent. Often acted out as a team where one person, the "Surfer" will perform the act while the other attempts to take photos at the precise moment the victim realizes someone is inappropriately crossing their personal boundary. The act of snurfing is best performed at large social gatherings or bars, where serial snurfing may occur ad nauseum without the group as a whole becoming aware of the act. Photos become great tools for jesting and cyber bullying in modern social networks.

"lets go snurfing," "Check out these great Snurf pics," or "I just punched that creepy guy over there when he snurfed me unexpectedly"

by Picklepc June 27, 2012

Scurring

To avoid paying taxes

I was going to pay taxes but I would be better off scurring.

by Wrongbet March 23, 2009

slurring your thoughts

Similar to slurring your words or slurring your text; it is a condition that occurs while drunk when your mind gets slurred. You think about things you would never thing about or you can't put together what people are saying or doing. When your are slurring your thoughts is usually the time you being to think sexting your ex is good idea but you end up slurring your text and they never understand.

Me: Hey, what's up?
You: I think we are in the land of dinosaurs, are those two dinosaurs making out?
Me: Dude, your really slurring your thoughts, I think you've had enough to drink.

by Beloni Pony April 20, 2010

snurfing

Getting a blowjob from a member of the Blue Man Group.

Johnny Hopkins: Damn some crazy shit is happening at this party right now. Hey what's going on with Dave right now?

Sloan Kettering: Dude that guy is totally snurfing him right now!!!!!!!

by shiftyclaybob January 19, 2010

snurfing

surfing the Internet while you're supposed to be having a conversation on the phone.

I was on the phone with my girlfriend the other day and she caught me snurfing because she could hear my Yahoo IM sound alerts.

by Agent 74 December 25, 2007

Snurking

Flirting that you shouldnt be doing.

Innappropriate Flirting.

Snurking is:

Flirting with your mates girlfriend/mum.
Flirting with a particularly ugly woman.

by Rasputinsuglysister September 8, 2010

snurrigasting

Able to immediately judge others and give snapping remarks on what you should be doing better despite making the same or more mistakes than that person.

'Their damage is terrible, kick them out of the raid.'
'Shut the fuck up and stop snurrigasting.'

by clockytower April 29, 2021