A snuke, as defined in South Park episode 1104: The Snuke, is a nuclear weapon made to fit inside a woman's snatch. It can be remotely detonated. It may have the ability to attack when examined from too close.
We have just been informed that the first lady has been armed with a snuke! Evacuate her snatch immediately!
Snuke is a gift to Achaea from the god Clementius. In his words, "It's a smile that didn't quite make it. It's off just a bit; awkward; misaligned; essentially well meaning but somehow awry! It's been one of my little secrets for a long time now, and I want you all to have it." It's basically a mistyped smile. Look at a keyboard for futher clarification.
Jimmy tried to smile at Jane, but his smile was more like a snuke.
1.) (n.) A deathly and horrifying means of desolating a residential area and/or city, a snuke is an artificial life-form that yields the same disastrous effects of the "Jersey Shore" character "Snookie."
2.) (v.) To defile in a trashy and classless way, characteristic of "Snookie."