snortle

swallowed phlegm after a more or less violent attempt into dislodging it.

1- All you'se getting for lunch is a wank and a snortle young man!

2- So me an' Jimbo here well we went fishing hey? *snortle* and we .....

by mastur[de]bator January 17, 2005

Snortle

New found pokemon who is known for her loud snorting. Also known as Snortler.

Guy 1: Did you just snort?

Guy 2: Oh no thats just my new pokemon Snortle.

by Snortler_c: July 2, 2011

snortling

a combination of the snorting and sniffling a person who has congested nasal passages will do

God, David, I know your sinuses are blocked up, but you have got to stop snortling. It is so gross! Go take some sinus medication.

by davethewriter September 6, 2010

snortle

When you're chuckling, but you accidentally snort out all of your coke.

Guy 1:hahahaaha that's so funny....

Guy 2:HAHAHAHAH OH SHIT MY COKE!

Guy 1:Goddamn, you snortled the last bit of my dime!

by BWhales September 9, 2010

snortle chortle

The act of snorting cocaine too hard, to the point where you let out a laugh, specifically a chortle.

Jimmy did only did one line and now he's got the snortle chortles.

by snortlechortlegal April 21, 2017

Snortle

That cute laugh snort thing girls do sometimes.

Girl: *snortles*

Guy: wow that was really cute let’s fuck

by FuckmeDaddy23 May 15, 2018

Snortled

Shocked; Bamboozled; Tricked

That motherfucker really snortled me!
That play left me snortled!
What a good move, that snortled me good!

by troncat3 June 24, 2024