snorgtease

When you're reading urban dictionary or a webcomic or whatever and you see a really hot chic on the side of the page and you think to yourself, "Damnit she's hot!".

Dan was trying to lookup the meaning of rag, but he got snorgteased so hard that it was all over from there.

by Mr. Three AM March 4, 2011

snaptease

When two people use snapchat to flirt and potentially send risqué photos back and forth

I love it when Chris is such a snaptease. He sends me pictures of himself nearly exposing everything. It's such a turn-on.

by a2dude1111 September 27, 2015

Smartease

A person who is a tease and knows exactly what they're doing because they're smart about it

"Don't mess with Bianca, she'll get you hooked, she's a smartease"

by pythorus September 8, 2016

snortcake

A large mound of cocaine that you dip your head into.

"Dude you wanna hit that snortcake"?

by Psuedodudo January 18, 2017

Snortaseal

When you laugh so much you snort then you laugh more coz you snort making you snort again then the hands start clapping coz you snorted n laughed and laughed and snorted and you look like a seal clapping

That joke was so funny I ended up going the Snortaseal

by nednugent May 10, 2016

snorteled

The exact moment when you fall asleep, snore loudly and startle yourself awake.

"Pop just snorteled himself so hard, he damn near fell outta his lazy boy. "

by 207iac September 3, 2016

snorteled

That moment when you fall asleep and snore loud enough to startle yourself awake.

"Dad just snorteled hard enough to scare himself damn near off the couch."

by 207iac July 27, 2016