Bavarian Snorkler

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)

Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?

by Dave May 26, 2005

Snorfle

The act of frequent random acts of play after a bath, usually by a Pembroke Welsh Corgi. The act generally consists of carpet diving, nose first,bouncing around like a bucking bronco and twisting side to side while laying on their back. Sneezing is the preferred accompaniment.

My corgi snorfled all over the living room after his bath.

by wrecknut January 15, 2013

snortle

The half snort, half chortle noise made when amused by something ridiculous, but trying to avoid laughing out loud.

1.
I couldn't help but snortle at her witty and unflattering description of her ex.

2.
A: ... but it wasn't very good.
B: *snortle*

by BeeCan November 7, 2006

Snorelet

The calm, low-decibel snore your spouse makes while drifting off to sleep, after which follow the cacophonous thunder snorts that rattle the whole fucking bed and knock the pictures off the walls.

It wasn't long before I heard the first snorelet, which sent me reaching for the earplugs.

by Rollo & Biff January 7, 2008

Snurple

Noun: A person who is a purple snob (sn+urple). A snurple is obsessed with all things purple, and very proudly flaunts their purple preferences! Perhaps they dress head to toe in purple every day, or their house is decorated all in purple. Or perhaps they think purple is superior to all other colors. Snurples love purple...maybe too much sometimes?

She is such a snurple! Does she own anything that’s not purple?!

by I’m Dorky And I Know It March 23, 2020

Snorgle

To hug/snuggle a really cute something.

"Oh my God did you see that puppy on 7th? OMG I want to snorgle it! ^_^"

by bhm2006 May 18, 2006

cock snorkler

A person who sucks up to the boss so much that it seems like removing the boss's cock from the person's mouth would be like depriving him from oxygen.

That cock snorkler in accounting is going to get a raise before the rest of us for sure!

by Sherry The Commo Goddess October 13, 2006