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Pork Sniffles

I couldn't help picking my nose around all the sick people, now I'm sweating baconnaise and have the pork sniffles.
by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009
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sniffles

sniffles is like the common cold where you have a blocked nose and have to sniff but its sounds alot cooler! plus the sniffles is a more serious case of sniffling and really irritating to the people around someone with the sniffles. found by the french in the 16th century and still the only known cure is time.
oh no! katie has the sniffles.
by fbjdod October 29, 2011
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Sniffles

When I have an annoying cold or when I laugh so much and my nose starts running and you are too lazy to blow it and keep sniffing it, in it is called "The Sniffles".
Oh my gosh these sniffles don't go away!
by UnseenKitty December 18, 2017
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mr sniffles

Mr. Sniffles is the person a kat wants, very royal.
by mr sniffles cute November 3, 2020
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Contact Sniffles

When you're out and a bunch of people are getting fucked up on cocaine and you get the sniffles just from being around them.
"Man, there must have been a bunch of people ripped on coke in there, I got the goddamn contact sniffles."
by Jman231 December 22, 2009
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sniffles

Also known as a cold, when one's nose is runny and makes noises when breathing which distract and disgust everyone around. "Sniffles" is commonly used by grandmothers in conversations with their grandchildren.
Aw, you have the sniffles? Let me get you a tissue out of my purse.
by brandnew08 June 11, 2006
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surfing sniffles

A skill you may possess if using the suggest function on the website: dating-profile-generator .org .uk
What skills do you have? (e.g. leadership, carving)

Answer: surfing sniffles
by aceqwerty911 January 20, 2017
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