Slipper Sneaks

Slippers that also act as tennis shoes. They can be worn at night or as normal tennis shoes during the day. They are often worn with a bathrobe when doing the nightly exercises known as "Moon Stretches". The only known pair of Slipper Sneaks belongs to GYSGT. Beatrice Middleton. They are crazy sweet. So if you want your feet to be fit for weeks get yourself a pair of Slipper Sneaks.

Beatrice: Hey honey, did you see that moon? I'd better put on my Slipper Sneaks.

Bryant: Okay, it must be time for our Moon Stretches again. But what are Slipper Sneaks?

Beatrice: Only the most comfy sneakers ever! They're not only slippers, they're tennis shoes. You see here? (she lifts her foot up showing Bryant) See, they look like a tennis shoe. But they're also a slipper.

Bryant: Where can I get a pair? I love these!

Beatrice: Easy, honey. I've got tons of these. Now how about we do a nice, soft massage on you? These Slipper Sneaks would work great for that.

Bryant: Awesome! That felt really good. You almost went whole body, there.

Beatrice: Yes, Slipper Sneaks rule! A sneaker and a slipper combined. The best shoes any Gunny Granny could wear. A Gunny Granny's gotta love her shoes, now. (She kisses Bryant)

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 3, 2011

snean

fashion of wearing sneakers with jeans

grab your sneakers grab your jeans come on guys lets wear some sneans

by snean September 20, 2011

sneaks

comes from sneakers so it means shoes

yo ma sneaks aint clean

by olly June 2, 2004

Snease

The feeling of an approaching sneeze, but having no release

I was excited for my oncming sneeze, but was let down, as it was only a snease.

by Sad Farts June 18, 2016

Salty's Sneaks

The amazing trainers warn by the Salty Mon.

Also see Babs, Salty Walrus, Babatron, sasquatch or Salty con carne.

If you were to stand on Salty's Sneaks:

Salty: "Yo mon watch da sneaks!"

Salty Battys Wife: "Sorry bbz"

by Babs lover January 28, 2008

speans

Speans are very tight, norrow legged, stretch jeans. The word comes from the combination of the words "spandex" and "jeans." Speans are commonly worn by punk rockers and can be found in eighties vintage stores.

Wil's speans are hard to the c-c-core!

by Maureen Svac April 15, 2005

sneens

when a person wears jeans with trainer-sneakers. A mixture of the words 'sneakers' and 'jeans'

hey you're wearing sneens today

by sexy dark elf pashmina May 9, 2011