snead

To ridicule and completely humiliate the people you interact with at work.

"Oh, no, Carcinoma locked herself out of her office again."
"Don't snead."

by Shaquatawna February 20, 2009

Snead

When smelling another mans butthole, the smeller sneezes.

I'm pretty excited I hope I don't Snead.

by Brrob22 October 12, 2016

snead

mixture of sneaky, devious, vulgar, unscrupulous, underhand in a sexual sense. it was first used near Glasgow UK, in 1988, uncorrectly as the pronunciation of 'snide' which means bogus/counterfeit. It has no reference whatsoever to a golfer of the same name.

1. His advances to her where going nowhere. He was drunk and acting like a Snead and annoying every female within a square mile. or: 2. He had three girls going at the same time, none of them knew it, he was King Snead.

by bamberjamber July 8, 2004

Snead

Used to express mild displeasure at something or someone.

1: haha pwned!
2: oh snead you.

by tehdeeb February 1, 2010

Snead Fart

A person that smells like a stinky fart. A fart that stinks really bad like a skunk.

He is a real snead fart. Man did you just pass a snead fart?

by Sarah joshypoo September 10, 2011

Snead Rail

The lowered 3-4” railing at the back of a standard bar, usually containing narrow rubber mats to hold liquid from spilled drinks.

When you get done with your glass, set it on the Snead Rail to let the bartender know you are ready for a refill.

by bjcompton December 1, 2023

Snead rail

The recessed rail closest to the bartender where empty glasses are placed, usually indicating the patron is ready for another beverage.

Just put your glass on the Snead rail when you are ready for another.

by bjcompton January 19, 2024