Snarch

A salty, cig stealing, nostril flaring, ugly, slow guy that tries to deflect any time he is called it.

What’re we gunna do Snarch Snarch

“Hey Nick is here”
“No that’s Snarch”

by Joe Gerrity September 26, 2020

Snarping

To commit criminal voyeurism

Dude: Did you hear that Creepy Jimmy was arrested?
Bro: That's not surprising. What for?
Dude: Someone caught him snarping and called the cops.

by HatefulN8 June 2, 2021

snarp

A snare arpeggio (arp).

Most notably from part five (among other parts) of SeamlessR's Trap From Scratch series.

1: Did you make any new music?
2: Just a snarp.

by reformatting October 19, 2016

snaphonics

A speech impediment in which the inflicted person adds unneeded S's to the end of words that end in S.

Dbag has a horrible speech problem, he has snaphonics, and can't say any word ending in s without sounding creepy. "Want to go to the moviesssssssss?"

NOTE: there is no over enunciation of the s in words beginning with S.

by Mary Henry January 2, 2009

snapholm syndrome

when you’ve been snapping someone you’re not attracted to for so long they start growing on you

I think I’m developing snapholm syndrome. I didn’t think he was cute at first but he’s looking better by the day!

by donkeykongsarmpit March 15, 2023

Snarch

That one crunchy,gangrene-coulred mutant chip found in every bag of patato chips.

"Damn, man! I bit into that durn ol' snarch chip! Taste like frozen skoal!"

by The Holy Mackerel March 2, 2010

snargh

a sneeze, a cough, and a fart all at the same time

While being tickled, Jeffrey let out a huge, dynamite snargh causing his girlfriend to pass out.

by Sar-Sar October 2, 2004