Snarkling

To lick the man's boys while stroking the shaft thus giving the appearance that one is snorkeling.

The lady almost drowned while snarkling her man.

by Gasser December 25, 2014

snarkling

portmanteau word combining the attempt at finding a 'parking' space in San Francisco and 'snarling', hence snarkling. Everyone in the city knows the experience.

When I tried to get to your wedding I wound up snarkling for half an hour and then I gave up and came home and snarkled around my block until I double-parked and got a ticket!

by jak attak November 24, 2007

snarkle

to drag one's balls across someone's face.

After John passed out he got snarkled by Ryan

by SEHS Summer Crew July 15, 2010

snarkle

A sparkley snot hanging from someone's nose.

Sanjya Malakar snarkle gleamed in the bright lights from under his nose.

by Royberto April 11, 2007

snarkling

the noise and action a small dog makes when it gets overexcited.It is caused by a collapsing windpipe.

When we came back from holidays the chihuahua was so excited he started snarkling

by Michael Siddle April 25, 2008

snarkle

An attack on a peer or underling who had crossed the line one to many times. Intending to do harm in a fashion to prevent further incident. Almost certainly a lost word in the vocabulary of Eddie Haskel on Leave it to Beaver.

Hey Beav, if you don't knock that off I'm gonna snarkle ya!

by Josheph B. Jacknife January 29, 2010

Snarkles

Tiny bits of snarkiness sprinkled throughout a conversation.

"It's not always sass and snarkles that come out of my mouth!"

by JumaltenKapunki April 18, 2017