snarfbuckler

The weapon used by an animal, usually a cat, pirate.

Avast ye landmeowers! I'll use my Snarfbuckler on you!

by bear sherwood May 7, 2008

Snarfacum

When you sneeze, fart, and cum at the same time.

I think we've all sneezed and farted and came and farted, but who among us has had a snarfacum? When you sneeze, fart, and cum.

by ElJefeSTI August 30, 2016

snarflap

Snarflap is a raccoon, that makes his appearances in random locations throughout the world! Often seen FUCKING shit up and molesting anyone who trys to stop him! He has a 13" ingorged hammer, that he will swing at anyone! He has a severe drug addiction, that often causes him to go off for no apparent reason. Last sighted in Milan, dry humping a models leg in the middle of a fashion show! He is quite a bit larger than an average raccoon. And can be singled out by the large "slippery when wet" tattoo on his 13" unit. Often seen working for drywall outfits, to make cash for his next adventure! If spoted, approch with caution.

Ah shit, snarflap has struck again! Their is blood and semin everywhere!

by drywall ninja August 13, 2010

snarfladt

The act of coughing uncontrollably while trying not to exhale any of the smoke from a hit of cannabis.

Roxy began to wildly snarfladt after she hit the bong.

by pepedelqueso January 14, 2010

SNAPFLAKE

Snapchat users seeking surgery to look like filtered versions of themselves

That snapchat user wants to get a facelift which looks like a filtered version of themselves this person is a snapflake

by JImmyIreland August 5, 2018

Alr Sqarlack

An imbecile or a person who is very ignorant towards new things

person 1:ughhhhh i can't do ice skating, it looks weird, how about i go and do the swimming instead

person 2: Alr Sqarlack

by guess my favourite number :] August 9, 2021

sarlack

A person who likes cake, especially when compared to pie.

Did he eat half of that German chocolate cake and not any apple pie?

Yeah, he's really a sarlack.

by Thoro December 14, 2008