Naptitude

n. The ability one has to fall asleep in different positions and at various times of the day

Chuck had an uncanny naptitude which allowed him to sleep in the 10 minute gap between classes

by teroblacknight May 6, 2009

Shattitude

An emotion one feels when they have to have a severe bowel movement (take a shit/shat) but they can't for some reason or another.

I had to suddenly take a shit while I was driving, I ran into use the bathroom at a gas station and the bathroom was out of order. I had a shattitude like no other!

by ALL BIZ September 24, 2018

Shaqtitude

The overall level of Shaq as defined by the masterpiece known only as "Shaq Fu". Those who are at peace with their inner Shaq and profess extreme dexterity in the ancient art of Shaq Fu can achieve supreme Shaquillination and successfully encounter situations of even the most impressive Shaqtitude.

Following heavy meditation, The Great Shaquille raised his mighty fist and contacted with an uppercut; the opponent was decimated by the Shaqtitude of the blow.

by Sensei SkullWolf August 26, 2005

Shattitude

The grunts and/or other assorted sounds expelled from one shitting.

"*Uhhhhhh!!!*"

"You betta fix that shattitude, boy! Don't make me take my belt off!"

by whowhatwhenwherewhyhow December 15, 2008

snarkitude

An arrogant attitude displayed verbally with a sarcastic, self-righteous tone.

When I listen to other people speak, sometimes it is hard not to hear their snarkitude.

by Nommadd December 13, 2014

Naptitude

The degree of nappyness of ones hair. The naptitude is measured in Niggawatts (one may add a prefix to any measurement, i.e. kilo-, mega-, giga-, etc.).

Dylan: What's the naptitude of her hair?
Kevin: I'd say a couple kiloniggawatts.

by Dancing Band Everyone. January 12, 2009

Smartitude

Being very intelligent.

Boy, that guy has a high level of smartitude.

by Tom Kucera June 25, 2006