I ain't goin' to Tinley Park. That's where God lost his sandals!
He lived in the middle of nowhere, right down the road from where God lost his sandals.
He lived in the middle of nowhere, right down the road from where God lost his sandals.
by onenationunderkim November 16, 2011
Get the God lost his sandals mug.Crabby, disgusting sandals worn on the piggy trotters of little fat security guards who think its cool to holiday in South Africa.
Sweet Jesus. What's that little fat twat wearing on its filthy feet?
Pork Scotch sandals. He thinks they're cool because he's such a ridiculous moron.
Pork Scotch sandals. He thinks they're cool because he's such a ridiculous moron.
by Flappy Dickwad May 7, 2009
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cardboard boxes worn on your feet in the wilderness, especially during wintertime, as a makeshift shoe/last resort.
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Get the candle sandals mug.by lcaf October 1, 2006
Get the San Francisco Sandals mug.A term used to describe the accidental or purposeful attachment of a beverage can (particularly beer) to the bottom of ones shoe by stepping on it. This usually results in a slight elevation in height as well as a satisfying clink-clunk sound when walking. Extremely entertaining until they fall off.
I had to stop laughing when the cop told Emily to take off her beer sandals while inside the restaurant.
His beer sandals made the perfect clink-clunk sound until he lost them in the mud.
His beer sandals made the perfect clink-clunk sound until he lost them in the mud.
by MandyM April 3, 2006
Get the beer sandals mug.Gladiator sandals that go up to the ankle, usually made of leather, but other materials are also acceptable. This sandals are generally regarded as awesome.
by iloveharrypotterWhodoesn't? December 30, 2010
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