SNAFU

Situation Normal All Fucked Up - phrase used to describe a less than desirable scenario when similar less than desirable scenarios seem to be the norm in the given environment. originated as a military phrase because soldiers report to superior officers using phrases like "situation normal"

guy1: Burger King messed up my order again today

guy2: SNAFU

by Towlie May 16, 2003

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Snaff

The noise you make when you see or hear something that amuses you, but only enough to make you breathe a little harder out of your nose one time.

Why are you showing me a picture that only made you snaff?

by RoofeeOOOOO September 6, 2013

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Snaffle

The act of simultaneously sniffing and licking an object.

'Steve enjoyed a good snaffle in the nether regions'

'Stephen snaffled Jo's anus'

by Trytoincludepaul September 30, 2009

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snaffleroar

A word to say when you're so frustrated or pissed off that you can't think of any other word to say.

Bob: Hey Jim, I slept with your mom last night!
Jim: What? Are you a teenager or something? Stop saying your mom jokes.
Bob: No, I actually did sleep with your mom. She's pregnant with your baby sister.
Jim: ....SNAFFLEROAR!

by Fehbeh January 24, 2011

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