snortsky

When you crack a beer and instead of letting the foam sit at the top you snort it up you’re nose

“Aye man gimme a beer, cracks it oh bro it was shaken up!”

“SNORTSKY that shit!!”

by TheBoysss September 8, 2020

Snert

(snd., excl.) A term that has no meaning or definition, usually spoken, though it may be written, to make an acqaintance laugh in an inappropriate situation; the term is often spoken as the speaker looks slightly downward and generally to the left or right, sometimes with his open hand extended outward from his nose

Hiedeman, not knowing that Robley had whispered "snert" to Horse and Roof, was perplexed by all of the laughter in the classroom.

by P'tainz February 22, 2013

Snortworthy

A humorous situation that is so funny a snort accompanies your laugh.

Gary: Did I ever tell you about the time that a llama hocked a wad of spit and grass into Leigh's face?

Nick: No! What happened?

Gary: Oh, man, is that a snortworthy story!

by Peter349 December 17, 2009

snort my shit

when your mom tells you to come home but you don't want to

Mom: "Come home, its getting late and it's a school night"
Brian: "snort my shit

by coolDefBoi September 3, 2019

Spy Snort

A snort that the Spy from TF2 makes in one of his taunts.

Spy: *kills more than one enemy in 20 seconds* Hahahahahaha *snort* haha *snort*

Player: Dude, did you hear that Spy Snort?

by Sir Salad January 23, 2013

Snart

When one sneezes and breaks wind at the same time. It is usually a result of the sudden abdominal muscle contractions associated with supporting the diaphragm for the sneeze, thus triggering the fart.

When she snarts, I don't know whether to say "God Bless You" or "Run like hell".

by Dr. Fritz Atomix September 8, 2009

Garden State Snorter

A sexual act where a women sucks off a man and when he is about to ejaculate he pulls out and puts the tip in her nostril then the women snorts the ejaculation spits it out of her mouth then catches it in her mouth and swallows.

Yo dude my girl was blowing me last night and right when i was about to cum i pulled out and she did the garden state snorter

by Evan Anthony Runfola March 17, 2022