smunch

a cross between a smother and a punch, generally forceful and quite painful.
Specially used on danikas.

Im gunna smunch her face into a wall!

by CeeAL August 20, 2008

Smunch

when you squish and go full happy mode by turning into a blanket burrito

finna go smunch

by RealSlimNoodle December 25, 2019

Smunch

(n.) Smunch: a form of punishment from consisting of placing a sandwich to someones ear and punching them as hard as possible.

(v.) To Smunch: The act of smunching.

1. Smunch is a punishment associated with Rubs Law

James "Graham was being a doushe in class so Jake went to Smunch him!"

by Rubbage September 5, 2012

Smunch

The combo of smash and crunch.

In Star Trek with Captain Kirk those fake rocks should have smunched them instead of bouncing off.

by BunnySlippersox May 26, 2014

Smunch

Smunching is what happens when you have a boner and see something so unattractive and disturbing it immediately makes your boner go limp. This is not a gradual softening of the penis, this is going from 12 to 6 instantly. This terrible sight has smunched your boner.

You have a boner, you see your grandma taking a shit, you instantly don't have a boner...you've been smunched.

by oliver pantisoff January 1, 2010

smunching

Wanting to get high; needing marijuana.

I was smunching all last week before the drug test.

by Gelly Lorum November 16, 2006

smunching

A cross of mushing something up....except with a munching sound.

Breaking apart legos creates a smunching sound.

The party edibles were delicious they made smunching sounds as you ate them.

by RageGLAM November 23, 2010