Smucker

A group of fat broads who pass their time by smoking outside of buildings, preferably right in front of the entrance obstructing anyone or anything from getting through. A smucker usually consists of 3 to 4 members. Any group(s) exceeding 4 members is NOT a smucker and can just be considered a larger group or alliance of fat girls.

"Hey dude, did you see that smucker out there?"
"Yeah man, I was 5 minutes late to class because I couldn't walk through that shit."

"Finally, I thought you'd never show up with the pizza."
"Sorry dude, there was a smucker blocking the entrance."

"I wouldn't go out there if I was you."
"Why's that?"
"Theres a smucker."
"Dammit, I hate those fat bitches.."

by icy hot patch November 29, 2011

Smuckers

Another word for lips.

"Like OhMyGawd he kissed me right on the smuckers!"

by Katy.xo July 11, 2006

Smuckered

adj - When having your salad tossed with jelly as the primary lubricant.

After she smuckered me up real good I farted and gave her a Grape Spritzer.

by Logan Anderson September 21, 2005

Smucker

Word that describes masturbating with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Friend 1: "Dude, have you ever used a fleshlight?"

Friend 2: "Nah fam, I prefer to smucker myself."

by Benwithyourmum December 28, 2018

smuckered

Stuffing a layup in basketball forcing the person back down to the ground without them releasing the ball.

I just smuckered that little bitchs layup!

by billabongbot447 June 8, 2009

Smucker

To tackle or take one down in an aggressive manner or whoop the opposing team.

Smucker him before he reaches the end zone!

by Straightfire101 February 29, 2016

The Smucker

When a female preferably a colored person with large lips smithers them in smuckers grape jelly and proceeds to give felatio to a pulsating stiffy

I was feeling mighty hard last night so I had tequana dip her plump ass lips in dat smuckers and I got the smucker from her

by Aaron mcsaucenheimer October 15, 2011