Smort

When you are smart and stupid at the same time.

That girl is so smort! She gets good grades but acts like an idiot.

by Klutzykidd May 19, 2018

Smort

A phrase used by detective Jake Peralta.

Smort!

by Captain Raymond Holt June 12, 2020

Smort

The word used in B99 (Brooklyn nine nine) to show how “smart” Jake peralta and his friends actually are.

Jake “smort, smort, smort”
Terry “yes very smort”

by Wish u the best baby.. February 25, 2021

Smort

Smort is typically used when someone who is smart does something really stupid, and often used in combination with engrish.

I turned the stove on, and did a smort and put my hand on the heating element.

by Pay me more. April 29, 2022

smorting

Flirting out side of the restaurant when you are smoking. Also, numbers of "smortings" will increase after smoking has been forbidden in public places by government.

-"Man, you said you are going to smoke outside, we almost finish with dinner!!, where were you at?"
- "Sorry dude! I was smorting" :)

Or

-"Where did you get acquainted with your wife?"
-"At smorting.."

by hakanustis July 20, 2009

Smort

A combination of the Latin word, Mort meaning death and the English word smart meaning intelligent. So smort means a badass and intelligent.

(Pjo reference)

Percy: ［Reyna］is so smort.
Jason: yeah she is

(Normal conversation)
Random person 1: she's so smort
Random person2: defiantly!

by Cee_is_sassy July 16, 2017

Smort

A judged competition that involves athletic ability that is not a sport.

Figure Skating = Smort

by etbitmydog February 25, 2010