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smoothy outercourse 

When a women's vagina is too small for intercourse, so the man must rub his penis on the outside of it instead
Well since your vaginal opening surgery is not till next week, I guess we can have some more smoothy outercourse.
smoothy outercourse by GalenG January 11, 2009

rate my smoothy 

This is when a lady shaves her naughty parts totally bare and has friends vote on how much they like it.
Cindy shaved her vigina and showed it to all of her girl friends and asked them to "rate my smoothy". on a scale of 1-10
rate my smoothy by eddie21 February 3, 2010

banana smoothy 

a slimy mixture of cum and vanilla ice cream that leaks out of a woman's vagina after at least a 20 minute session of sex.
Ed: Dude i banged my girlfriend and she made a banana smoothy!

Chris: Did you save me some?

blumpkin smoothy 

Punching a grumpy (pooping) Whilst getting a gagger (head) from someone with no teeth.
Your grandma gave me a blumpkin smoothy after watching The Golden Girls while your Grandpa was passed out on the couch.
blumpkin smoothy by Funny Pants February 9, 2010

Pube smoothy 

a smoothy made out of strictly pubes and expired milk nothing else will work and is best served lukewarm
Sam: have u tried this new drink called the pube smoothy

James:no
Sam: pass me that razor
Pube smoothy by Heheheh-funny April 12, 2022

Chocolate and Vanilla smoothy 

When a boy shits in a blender along with some of his cum. blends it up and gives it to his parner to drink.
Nick Jonas gave Miley Cyrus a Chocolate and Vanilla Smoothy and thats the only reason why she went out with him