Smoothy

A freshly shaved or waxed vagina.

"Sheila is getting waxed today. Can't wait to dive into her smoothy tonight."

by Krylian August 30, 2023

smoothy outercourse

When a women's vagina is too small for intercourse, so the man must rub his penis on the outside of it instead

Well since your vaginal opening surgery is not till next week, I guess we can have some more smoothy outercourse.

by GalenG January 11, 2009

rate my smoothy

This is when a lady shaves her naughty parts totally bare and has friends vote on how much they like it.

Cindy shaved her vigina and showed it to all of her girl friends and asked them to "rate my smoothy". on a scale of 1-10

by eddie21 February 3, 2010

banana smoothy

a slimy mixture of cum and vanilla ice cream that leaks out of a woman's vagina after at least a 20 minute session of sex.

Ed: Dude i banged my girlfriend and she made a banana smoothy!

Chris: Did you save me some?

by the knowledge of stuff February 14, 2012

blumpkin smoothy

Punching a grumpy (pooping) Whilst getting a gagger (head) from someone with no teeth.

Your grandma gave me a blumpkin smoothy after watching The Golden Girls while your Grandpa was passed out on the couch.

by Funny Pants February 9, 2010

Pube smoothy

a smoothy made out of strictly pubes and expired milk nothing else will work and is best served lukewarm

Sam: have u tried this new drink called the pube smoothy

James:no
Sam: pass me that razor

by Heheheh-funny April 12, 2022

Chocolate and Vanilla smoothy

When a boy shits in a blender along with some of his cum. blends it up and gives it to his parner to drink.

Nick Jonas gave Miley Cyrus a Chocolate and Vanilla Smoothy and thats the only reason why she went out with him

by 555 your mother 555 February 24, 2009