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Smoothie

A Smoothie is someone with a smooth brain, who is stupid. Koala bears have smooth brains instead of wrinkled brains and are notoriously stupid animals.
"Bugga me m8, looks loik we got ourselves a propa smoothie!"

"This comment section is full of smoothies."
by EDKirk March 14, 2019
mugGet the Smoothiemug.

smoothie

A smoothie is a cold, fruit-based blended drink. It is usually composed of a variety of fruits and sometimes yoghurt to thicken the concoction.
"I ordered a strawberry-banana smoothie with a mutlivitamin booster and it was go-od!"
by Rudie April 10, 2006
mugGet the smoothiemug.

Smoothie

Hi Jim, wanna go get a smoothie?
by SaltyBitch01 February 21, 2020
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Smoothies

Fruity drinks that rock your world in there many flavors!
omg lets go buy some smoothies!
by heartbroken14 </3 August 7, 2009
mugGet the Smoothiesmug.

smoothie

a girl who shaved her pussy!!
(sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!)
that girl was such a smoothie!!
mugGet the smoothiemug.

smoothie

"You know, the thang you be smoothin out your clothes with"
by Mike the Piump February 25, 2003
mugGet the smoothiemug.

smoothie

A non-dirty sounding way to refer to oral sex, regarding both males and females, also known as cunnilingus or fellatio.
"I didn't get laid, but she sure gave me one hell of a smoothie"

"He has no clue how to give a decent smoothie."

"Sure, I got some light smooth, but it was not to completion."
by The Situation April 22, 2009
mugGet the smoothiemug.

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