smootherness

A way to quantify how smooth you are

Nailing every chick on the floor took some mad smootherness.

by Pimpdizzle Forizzle February 4, 2005

smoothginer

From the words "smooth" and "vagina"= "smoothginer".

A shaved pussy that is smooth and free of razor bumps or other unsightly marks.

The opposite of a smoothginer is a furginer.

A smoothginer is associated with a funginer.

I went down in her panties and was lovingly greeted by her smoothginer.

by Chris Perry 88 February 15, 2008

smoothing one out

To "smooth out" one's erection
To masturbrate as a male
To jack off

So I was in my room smoothing one out when my mom walked in...

by Dr.AlfredKinseyatLarge April 24, 2008

Slothman

A sloth is someone who likes to party, get rowdy, and wants it bad.

"After slothman fell in the fire, she sloth clawed her way out..."

by sehchron June 30, 2008

smoothing it

The moment immediately prior to putting the mack down where one attempts to perfect ones appearance in a subtle manner. Such as pressing ones clothing flat to remove the wrinkles, or adjusting ones hair.

ELAINE: Oh.. I got denim vest checking me out.Fake phone number's coming out tonight.

JERRY: You have a standard fake?

ELAINE: Mm-hmm.

JERRY: .That's neat... *walks away*

ELAINE:No, please! Denim vest! He's smoothing it! Jerry! God!

by blacklung4 June 10, 2011

Smoothwalled

Smoothwall is a software that is used to filter and block websites online. The most piss taking example of being smoothwalled is in school.

Student 1: Hey do you wanna play fireboy and watergirl with me?
Student 2: Sure I’ll load it up now
Student 1: Oh No it’s blocked

Student 2: Damn we got smoothwalled
Student 1: What does that mean?
Student 2: It means the site was blocked. It was filtered for time wasting :(

by noticeboard June 6, 2018

SmotHan

So when you want to tell someone they're dumb, you say, "You're smotHan." Also means the name of a couple who have been together for a long time..like.. golden love?

You are so smotHan

by simoniaxixixixix November 13, 2020