smoops

An acronym, loosely formed from the phrase "slow-moving people."

"It took me forever to get off the train; the platform was jammed with smoops who were in no hurry to get anywhere."

by Clarity70 July 24, 2006

Smoop

A small extremely cute female duck, who lives in the nook; of which only one exists.

She is the smoop.

by Mr. Snoop December 08, 2008

Smoop

The act of inhaling cannabis smoke while taking a poop.

Jeffrey: Why do you have a bong in your bathroom?

Rick: That’s for my morning smoop, right after my coffee.

by JohnnyTremaine February 17, 2019

Smoop

The action of first:
Wiping your finger that has just been wiped around the rim of your butthole and or your crotch sweat, followed by:
Swiping this finger in an unsuspecting friends face.

Nick: Hey josh..

Josh: Yea?

*Nick wipes his hand on Josh's face*

Josh: Why the fuck did that smell like dead asshole?

Nick: Because I just smooped you.

laugh.

by NickPags March 09, 2008

Smoop

Swiping; the act of swiping with one's large toe.

"I smooped the shit out of that bitch after she put my cat in the freezer."

by Stella Hunt March 30, 2012

choonky ah smoop

A bug butt but barely ever poops

I have a choonky ah smoop cuz my butt is big but I don’t do poopoo a lot

by periodwithtrans January 27, 2023

Smooping

The unwelcome fantasy of making out while stationed on the toilet. Depending on your carnality, this may lead to various excretive dilemmas, ie, sliding along the walls, ceiling or floorboards, leakage of fecal matter onto the tiles below

“Ah shit, I smooped on the toilet seat again”

“I had a dream of smooping last night with you. It was great, ma”

by YB Better + Ratio December 19, 2021