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smooshing snake

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.
John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes
by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016
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Smoochy Dreamer

Smoochy Dreamer is a sub genre of wrestling fanfiction that deals exclusively with the romantic pairing of Chris Jericho and Stephanie McMahon. The term also describes a person who enjoys reading and/or writing for this genre. Sometimes shortened to Smoochy when discussed between their ranks.
I'm in the mood to read some Smoochy Dreamer fics.
by somenerdonline July 18, 2010
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Durian Smoothie

The name of a sus individual who will not show up for any group meetings nor help the team while everyone is dying in the trenches. A Durian Smoothie is the definition of a shitty teammate. This person knows everything and can carry your team to victory but refuses to do anything to help the team. Durian Smoothie only shows up to meetings where the professor is present because he is an "ass kisser" according to the rest of the team. If you ever have a Durian Smoothie on your team; your in for hella shit talk on the side and will probably build friendships built off of exposing the Durian Smoothie.
Q: It's been an hour where is he, we can't figure out this financial modeling?
A: He's probably a Durian Smoothie. They don't ever show up to meetings nor help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.
by mallary1117 February 22, 2021
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Smoochie

Made by the drillys in NY
It’s means Hoe,Treesh,Thot Etc. any word along those lines can be used a “smoochie”
Shawty a smoochie she tried to do meeeee” ~Dthang
by D Thang March 23, 2021
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Smooth Brain

A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank June 8, 2011
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Smooth operator

Someone talented at using verbal communication to get what they want from a situation, such as persuading someone.

The word is often used to describe men who are skilled at seducing women.
- "I picked up a girl at the bar last night."
- "You're such a smooth operator dude."
by gregolego May 3, 2020
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Smooth Whiskey-itus

The ability for a person to drink large amounts of whiskey without really noticing the amount they drank.
Mike drank almost a handle of whiskey last night, he suffers from Smooth Whiskey-itus.
by XanderALX March 8, 2009
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