portugeuse smokehouse

dropping ass fumes in the close confines of a tent, especially when others are in it.

pete turned our tent into a portugeuse smokehouse and probably shit his pants doing so.

by deezo March 23, 2005

Italian Smokehouse Syndrome

when you can't stand the smell of your own putrid farts and you are in an enclosed room and you are also afraid someone is going to walk in and catch you bathing in your own fart orgy

After lunch today I had an Italian smokehouse syndrome thing going on. Thank God the new hot intern didn't walk in. He is so cute!

by grosstony May 5, 2009

Full McKowski Smokehouse

Much like the beloved Cleveland steamer, this sexual act involves deficating on your partners chest, but instead of rubbing it about, you spread the feacal matter all over their body

Eh, Steve! You know Anny from AP calculus? i gave her the hottest full McKowski smokehouse in the WORLD!

by C.D. And M.C. July 14, 2009

enough guts to fill a smokehouse

with too much courage; cocky and foolish

He has enough guts to fill a smokehouse -- he went into that Baptist Church on Sunday morning all dressed up like The Cure asking where the nearest liquor store was!

by saustin October 27, 2008

Swedish Smokehouse

When you fart and it stinks so bad that it seems to linger for hours.~

Brandon farted and it seemed to linger for a few hours, it was like a Swedish Smokehouse!

by Joel Morgan May 21, 2017

Browndog smokehouse

When fucking someone vigorously in the ass with no lube so the man cooks his own meat

Gave the misses a browndog smokehouse last night so need to get some more savlon cream.

by Willferal69 October 30, 2020

dirty smokehouse

When a man knows his woman is cheating and uses the feces or blood from rough anal to write the dudes name she is cheating with on her back or belly with his dick!

Stephanie doesn't know that I know she's cheating on me, so I did the Dirty Smokehouse and wrote David's name on her back. She knows that I know now.

by Daddy Max April 2, 2020