Shockin'

meaning something is harsh, out of order, not right.
Used alot in the town Middlesbrough.

freddo - " Dia ya here what happend to our dog? It got out of the garden and that lad whos lass i shagged ran over it in one of them plaggy three wheeler fuckin pencil sharpener cars, Proper Shockin' as fuck."

by fresh prince of bellend April 14, 2009

Smocaine

Smocaine is a crack detective who is literally on heroin on the job but is still the best cop on the force. He doesn't play by the rules, but that's his strength.

"He's a damn good cop when he's straight and sober, but somehow the heroin gives him an edge". Quote from Smocaine 3

by Nitro Dubbz March 6, 2018

Smokin hoes and fuckin dope

When u are doing the exact opposite but have things a little mixed up due to too much chemical intake

My friend called and asked what I was doing ,I told him I'm smokin hoes and fuckin dope.
I was actually smokin dope and fuckin a hoe .
It's so much funnier and makes it sound less criminal.

by JasonR47 April 1, 2020

Smoking nut

You say this to someone u think is smoking that pack because they keep doing brainless shit

Tobi: here ya go
Baku: what?
Tobi: spooky pizza
Baku: what?
Tobi: it's invisible
baku: dawg you def smoking nut

by TennoSkoom July 15, 2020

smoking that "x" pack

smoking that "x" pack is the action of making fun of someone who is losing or messing up

dude 1: Sierra lost so hard in call of duty

dude 2: Ahhh yeaaaa, we smokin that sierra pack or smoking that "x" pack, X being sierra

by Stephanie Claire February 3, 2021

Smoking on that Amber Heard Pack

Smoking - (as in a joint, blunt, bowl, etc)
Amber Heard - (the lying whore)
pack - (as in smoking on her down fall)

me - You know the bitch amber heard

you - yeh I heard she’s a lying toe sucker
me - hip I'm smoking on that amber heard pack as we speak

you - no lie, hope her career burns faster than that joint
me - truth

by Pack Inventor April 25, 2022

Smoking dick

When someone says somethings stupid

"Yeah I ate dog shit the other day."

"What the fuck this bitch smoking dick."

by Jmoe_moe July 30, 2016