smarge

in between a limp dick and a boner. But cannot be described as medium because it will be selling yourself short. Thus you mix large and small together to create smarge. Can be used in noun and verb form.

Guy #1: Wow did you see that babe? Im totally smargin' right now!
Guy #2: Yeah she totally gave me a smarge.

by Mc$ellin June 26, 2010

splargen

To splarg all over ones face.

Guy: So whats up?
Awesome man: Splargen

by SplargenFACE February 1, 2005

Sclarge

To be as large as scott hannam

"Youre so sclarge"

by Scottywotty227 March 21, 2022

Slarger

Mashup word of Slightly and Larger.

slight·ly (slītˈlē)
adverb
To a small degree or extent; somewhat.
Slenderly; delicately

large (lärj)
adj. larg·er, larg·est
1. Of greater than average size, extent, quantity, or amount; big.
2. Of greater than average scope, breadth, or capacity; comprehensive.
3. Important; significant:

A neutron's subatomic particle mass is slarger than that of a proton.

by le_muse_toujour December 9, 2010

Slarge

the size between small and large clothing.

Hey man toss me that slarge shirt, the small and the large don't fit me.

by austin friend or foe March 6, 2011

Splarge

The foul meaty goo produced when a bird impacts an aeroplane in mid-flight. Also produced in aerospace testing when raw chickens are fired at test aircraft at 500mph out of a cannon.

Ugh - the window is covered in splarge.

by syrtis August 2, 2011

Splarge

A word used by teens in Britain. It's really a stupid and pointless words that idiots use to sound cool when in reality they sound like freaks.

Me: Hi David!!
David: Splarge!!
Me:...wtf!!?
David:.........i love you?..

by Fruffy Mittens March 22, 2011