skizzermaplop

When you have to shit badly, you run to the bathroom and barely make it in time. Sometimes, before your butt even hits the seat. It gets pushed out with such velocity that it causes water to splash up into your asshole.

I had to go so badly, I ran out into the McDonalds and dropped a skizzermaplop in an unflushed toilet.

by Bhelm February 2, 2009

Swizzer

Another slang word for for money.

Guy1: Hey homie what have you been doing all day?

Guy2: Just working, tryna get that swizzer!

by Mr Awawl August 16, 2008

skizzerin

Skizzerin is derived from "scissoring" which is a sexual practice usually done by lesbians. Wherein the practice usually entails the two women positioning themselves so their genitalia can rub together. This connotation of this word has evolved to mean when women cause drama either amongst themselves or those around them.

"Bitches be 'skizzerin'.

by McHuman Deluxe February 25, 2009

Snizzerd

The act of dressing up and looking snazzy.

The girls all came over before they hit the club to get snizzerd.

by kvale February 11, 2013

joe smizer

A notorious urban artist whom is respected by everyone. Known for his loyalty, honesty and being a respectable member of the San Fernando Valley Peckerwoods. Knowledgeable and helpful in his ways, he enjoys assisting others in an effort to make others lives easier.

Joe Smizer is a straight pimp, every time he comes by he does stuff around the house to make my life a little bit better.

by Smokey-Joe December 25, 2018

slizzer

Drunk, Hangover, over tired and sick from the body recovering from intoxication.

"Im still slizzer from the night before"

by Ryan814 September 9, 2005

skizzer

skizzer: a buzz-word/name/handle referring to pseudo-intellectual references to psychiatric terminology. Root word: schizoid - emotionally detached - feeling out of it, detached, self-reflexively referring to it, but not wanting to pin anybody down about what is going on internally - because other people are too consumed with their own difficulties. Can be a "baiting" word to enable people to make lame half baked statements & to reference their own attention-deficit condition or manner

"Hey, check out the skizzer dude."
"Wasn't he catatonic?"
"You mean he didn't move a muscle for 8 hours?"
"Shut the fuck up."

by Mel_Skizzer June 9, 2012