Micah Smithers

A prepubescent boy who uses depreciating comedy and his rare but relatable sense of humor to make up for the fact that he has a teeny weeny, but a humungo bunghole.

Josh: Where's Micah Smithers?
Hall Monitor Helen: He's probably out there right now getting his hole stretched to the size of a shower drain!
Josh: Without me?

by definition_daddy👅💦 April 18, 2017

Smithered

To excessively drink from evening till midnight and becoming blacked out till the point of total loss of bodily function

I started drinking around 6pm man and by midnight I was smithered.

by pureaspondice December 15, 2011

smithie

a student of smith college; the most fabulous women (and those who identify differently) in the world

"Ze goes to Smith"
"Yeah, I know, ze is one hot Smithie"

by chem grrl March 6, 2005

Smithers

Waylon Smithers, Mr. Burns' assistant (see The Simpsons). Extremely sycophantic towards Burns despite his abuse, and obviously gay, though he never openly admits it.

My dad had this guy working at his office that was such a Waylon Smithers

by LudwigVan August 10, 2004

smithee

noun; someone who attends or formally attended William Smith College (of Hobart and William Smith) and displays qualities stereotypical to that school, i.e. wearing of pearls, pastels, or Lilly brand clothing; driving a cherokee; getting drunk on cocktails; implying having come from "old" money or being related to a Kennedy; calling all girls sweetie.

Do I look like a smithee in this polo?

She drives a cherokee and attends alumni lacrosse games in pastel capris-- she has totally become a smithee mom.

by fizzo June 11, 2006

smitherines

Lots and lots of very tiny miniscule pieces.

If you don't stop playing that CD, I will mash it into smitherines.

by Garrett May 29, 2003

Agent Smithed

When you are having an awakening to hidden truths of our world and someone (i.e. friend, family member, etc.) attempts to "blue pill" you with sources such as Snopes, CNN or similar main stream media to suck you back into hive mind most people are trapped in.

I was telling Steve about the dangers of most vaccines and then Carla AGENT SMITHED me with some propaganda from the Gates Foundation.

by Hillarion May 13, 2020