smidget

An excessively small quantity; based on an amalgam of "smidgen" and "midget."

I'm quite full after dinner, but I'd still like a smidget of streussel.

by C.S. Lucas October 3, 2012

Smidget

A midget or short person who is a smudge on society. This person uses the,"O! Wo Is Me." factor to get others to pity them, or, they are just thieves who can get into small openings and crawl spaces.

That smidget doesn't have to work as long as his two gay dads buy him everything he wants.

by OCDx333 July 28, 2010

smidget

an awesome adorable person who smells like cotton candy and smiles like a laser beam... sheorhe is an amazing person sent onto this earth to manufacture smiles and unicorns. DONT SMUDGE MY SMIDGE! a compliment to any human being.

that girl is so optimistic and lives in her own little world, what a smidget!

by drowningwithattitude December 31, 2012

smidget

Someone who is very short, but not quite a midget.

Wow, look at that short guy! He doesn't look like a dwarf, he's just a smidget.

by CJansen May 3, 2008

smidget

a small midget

that midget over there is small.

son thats what you call a smidget.

by Webee April 21, 2009

smidget

A small person. ie. small + midget = a smidget. Originated in a grade 8 class in Ajax Ontario from a boy named John to a particularly short girl named Nicole. The name stuck and eventually became somewhat of a nickname for her. It was also later used as a "camp name" 3 or 4 years later when she was a camp counsellor. Some times spelled "smidgette". It is also sometimes shortened to "smidgie".

"Our counsellor smidget, she really liked to fidget and we didn't know what to do" "Smidget, get in my backpack!"

by The Little Nicky July 24, 2008

Smidget

nickname for a person the first name of Smith and is also very short for his or her age; has multiple other definitions; this definition originated in Southern Mississippi in a 6th grade science class in Hancock County Middle School

His nickname is Smidget.

by realsmidget86 February 24, 2011