Smerfing

Smart Nerds Fucking

At last year's MENSA convention, there was way too much smerfing.

by WordMann68 February 22, 2011

slerting

Slerting is when you are sleeping and start jerking off in your sleep without knowing.

You dude I woke up this morning and realized I was slerting last night.

by Vl028 February 28, 2017

smarting

Synonymous with hurting.

Are you still smarting from paying for that dinner?

by Cortland Klein July 26, 2005

Smexting

1. Texting with a sexy mexican about sex.

After that fiesta last night, I got this girls number and we smexting for a while, then smexed her all night long at her place.

by Hayhayhayhayhayhay November 6, 2010

Smexting

(verb)The inevitable act of smiling while simontaneously flirtatiously text messaging someone whom you are perusing a relationship with.

Not to be confused with sexting, which comes much later in the texting-relationship timeline.

He has been smexting her eversense he got her phone number at the party two weeks ago.

by Aburch October 26, 2011

smelting iron

1. The act of smelting iron ore in a furnace

2. The thing that the Hittites did

3. A term for sexual intercourse

1. Dude! I can now smelt iron on RuneScape; People smelt iron to forge iron weaponry.
2. The Hittites were one of the first civilizations to smelt iron.
3. Were you smelting iron with Dominic last night?

by Carmaleaf July 23, 2011

smerting

Hiding an obvious erection from the peoples around you.

Cody was "smerting" away in the corner.

by OmegaZim October 27, 2010