SMEFNAR

Spontaneous Male Erection For No Apparent Reasons. Extremely common in High School classrooms where cleavage is abundant.

Sleeping in class is also a horrible time for Smefnars, although they are very common.

I was sitting in Math, and when she leaned over a SMEFNAR hit me...

by jackinthebox4444 September 16, 2010

Sernandoe

A person willing to lie, cheat, steal, or any other action that to gain an advantage and become rich as the people that support him get nothing.

A sernandoe has no right to be this bad to their supporters.

by Commander8750 December 22, 2018

smegnant

derived from smegma; the condition in which the foreskin or vagina where the genitals are so overwhelmed by smelly, cottage-cheese-like discharge, a bulge forms

Chick: OMG, why does your anteater smell like bigfoot's dick and look abnormally bulgy at the head?
Dude: I'm smegnant

by Jeremiah Jones October 13, 2007

Smirnadorfing

sticking a snow cone in ones asshole while making faces and speaking jibberish.

"Man, did you see Nate at the ballgame"? "He took that mans snow cone and started Smirnadorfing in his wife's face.

by Cockamamie May 15, 2015

New Smyrna Beach

that one place where Luke Mills lives

Peter: Have you been to New Smyrna Beach recently?
Joe: That place where Luke Mills lives? Yeah!

by LukeMills2004 December 31, 2019

Smirnastics

A drinking game that involves Smirnoff and gymnastics. Each participant has to make up their best gymastics routine to perform for the rest of the group. There is a panel of at least three judges who rates the gymnasts on creativity, flexibility, and enthusiasm. Whatever a participant's score is (on a scale of 1-10), they must take that many swigs.

"Hey, do you want to help me develop my Smirnastics routine tonight?"

"Hey! You stuck your Smirnastics routine really well! Congrats! Now take 10 swigs!"

by btothe2 April 6, 2009

smeenage

A word that means whatever you want it to mean. Eg. You are a smeener

You can use it in different contexts, for example, in song lyrics...
'Smeenge me up before you go go'

'You are a smeener'
'No I'm not'
'You definitely are, I can sense the smeenage'

by palmernator8 November 3, 2014