Smellfie 

When you take a selfie of your asshole.

Girls on r/gonewild love to post smellfies

Smellfie by Tbaggrz May 6, 2014

Smashing Smellies 

a variation of the idiom "bumping uglies"

" Dude, Tom and Sue were smashing smellies all night long"

"I hadn't showered in three days man, she still came over......and ya, we still smashed smellies."

"I sure would like to smash her smelly"

Smashing Smellies by theonewhoknows2010 February 4, 2010

swellfie 

The outcome of taking a Selfie during, or shortly after getting swole at the gym.

Dude, did you see bill at the gym?

Yeah I did. He was taking a swellfie in the locker room

swellfie by Bigmoose015 November 17, 2013

ploppin' smellies

pooping, taking a number two

Where's Eric?
He's in the restroom ploppin' smellies.

ploppin' smellies by onewhopoops June 28, 2009

smelliese 

smelliese:noun; a male of substandard intelligence that often masturbates oneself under the table during social gatherings and generally produces a rather distinct and officious odor harkening to tht of skunk or a dirty(infected) murmur; a word for something more sickening and vile than a justeen

"why is that dude jerkin it under the lunch table?"

"thats disgusting what a smelliese"

smelliese by big justeen November 17, 2011

dropping the smellies 

pooping

caitlin: "why did jack just ask if there was any toilet paper in the bathroom?"

jessica: "he had bad mexican food last night so now he's currently dropping the smellies."

dropping the smellies by Cinammon twist May 8, 2011

Smelfie 

When you smell yourself.

Tim was standing in front of the fire and dipped his nose into his shirt. Karen asked "do you stink?" Tim said, "no, I just did a smelfie and I'm all good."

Smelfie by karmermaid May 9, 2018