smegligence

(n.) the act of forgetting to clean your penile area, resulting in an unreasonable quantity of smegma around your mushroom tip

Not taking a break from your weekend Fortnite marathon to shower? Now that’s smegligence.

by M Boogie December 25, 2020

smegladyte

Someone who enjoys being jizzed on.

Blow your nut custard on me I’m a dirty smegladyte.

I’m going to blast my muck up your hoop you fucking dirty smegladyte.

by Lord Gannet V March 2, 2020

Smeeling

The act of 1 person only smelling, while the other person only feels, to determine what an object is.

We are smeeling a license plate covered in egg salad.

by Elicon February 11, 2015

Smegular Degular

A regular everyday male or female who looks really fancy, possibly famous.

Guy 1: Wow she looks famous!
Guy 2: Nah man, she's smegular degular.
Guy 1: She's what?
Guy 2: Smegular regular, ya know, a normal person who looks famous.

by Fabreezy0_0 October 17, 2017

Smeggle

A term of endearment used for adorable, usually sleepy, people.

Person 1: Hello, are you ok?

Person 2: No. I feel ill and sleepy.

Person 1: Awwww, poor smeggle.

by idiosyncratic16 January 24, 2011

Siegel

Siegel is a refrence to the creator of Las Vegas Benjamin "Bugzy" Siegel.Which means "Totally bad Ass" or "crazy"

Man, Johnny gets laid all the time he must be part siegel.

That guy seriously jumped off a bridge for fun man hes siegel

by BurnItAll June 10, 2008

Smexellent

More than excellent.
Express satisfaction or gratitude.

bob: i bought you that cheese you wanted
Dave: smexellent...

by Roy Fishman September 24, 2005