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smeagle

A poor attempt at a hair transplant. Usually affecting 30 something men.
Haw smeagle have ye got any chuggie?
by Donald March 2, 2004
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Smeagle

To get off one's face, often by using Cannibis.
by Dave February 2, 2004
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Smeagle

Smeagol is a smeagle.
by WeHateWonderBread December 4, 2020
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Smeagle

Verb: The action of taking something precious from someone through dubious means of acquisition.
Person 1: Why did Stacy not receive any alimony checks after her divorce? She has two kids and was cheated on!

Person 2: Her husband was a finance bro. He really smeagled Stacy in the divorce mediation process.
by ChildOfDivorce August 31, 2022
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smeagle fart

the act of farting so horrendous that it smells like raw fish and big foots dick covered in Rosie O'Donnell yeast from a smelly yeast infection resulting in a permanent smell stain on any object you have sat on.
erik smeagle farted in my room the other day. It still fucking smelled the next day where he was sitting

max smeagled in his new pj's, mom had some cleaning up to do....
by igluedmyanus November 12, 2011
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Smeagle-Dwarves

Smeagle-Dwarves are mythical creatures that live in the basements of people who play World of Warcraft. Someone who plays World of Warcraft plays the game for 4-5 hours straight and sometimes even more everyday. They usually provide the WoW player with fruit rollups and mountain dew to keep the player well hydrated and fed. With out the WoW player, the Smeagle-Dwarves would not exist due to the fact that they would have no snacks to bring to the WoW player.
Hey, what were those small creature I just saw carrying mountain dew and fruit snacks?
Oh, you must mean my Smeagle-dwarves. His name is Steve.
by creead April 27, 2010
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smeagle puff

a person who has been to jail already for being a pedophile, and is changing their status by going for the mentally disabled children
you see that old creep walking into the special ed room? ah, yes! he is a total smeagle puff, for sure.
by Easy E fo sheeezy October 4, 2009
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