Smeagle

The hot new way to refer to a heroin junkie that is doing something dastardly

“oh my god, that smeagle just stuffed a pack of chicken breasts down it’s pants in the middle of Walmart!!! Someone do something?!”

by Navillusnoraa November 15, 2018

Smeagled

Smeagled v.
To be cornered and accosted by someone bearing a remarkable resemblance to the character Smeagle in the book Lord of the Rings.

While attempting to leave the office Stacey was smeagled by her boss Maureen.

by Iam Jakerivers October 3, 2007

Smeagle

The act of shoving a pen, floor hockey stick, or just anything with a pointy end up someones ass when they are bending down. This dirty act can be seen while witnessing a Harney Beating.

Hey Joeseph is bending over, smeagle him until he cries.

by W Tang May 12, 2006

Smeagle

A really ugly/unattractive person.

when you see a really ugly person you would speak in the tone that smeagle does and say the word smeagle.
OR...........
You can just say I see a smeagle.

by Norshell February 7, 2005

Smeagled

To be drunk af

I got smeagled last night

by J stu September 12, 2020

Smeagled

When you see something so incredably ugly or disturbing that your dick shrinks back into your body.

I get smeagled every time I see that nasty downsyndrome girl in the hallway.

by CodenameMuskrat November 30, 2010

Smeagle

To get off one's face, often by using Cannibis.

Parry got Smeagled!

by Dave February 2, 2004