Smaug Logic

Any reasoning, philosophy, or mindset brought about by smoking herb. Usually creates a sense of enlightenment in yourself and those around you.

high person: choice is the natural progression of thought (puffs the dank)

spectator: Dammmnnnn thats some serious smaug logic! Huzzah

by David and Darren January 28, 2009

Smaug in a glass

The act of farting in someone's drink, so they get a whiff of your ass as they take a sip, and even taste it!
Usually performed when the victim isn't looking.

She was rude to my mother, so I served her some smaug in a glass.

by PaultheBrave May 30, 2023

desolation of smaug

After anal, the gape is enough to fit a dragon in it.

I think she prolapsed, it's like the Desolation of Smaug

by Aggroast April 16, 2017

Smagin

The word smagin means something cooler than swagin, this word can be called your wicked homeie who did something incredible, for example, created a rhyme that everyone likes during a spontaneous rap battle or did a street stunt that caused emotions!

it's when you flex like air!

the word smagin originates from the word swagin when one youtuber turned over one letter

When you rappin you smagin!

This Photo so smagin

But If you flip the letter it will become much better
and a smagin will turn into a swagin
God damn you are the man!

This girl so cool! smagin!

by swagin.s May 20, 2020

The Man Behind The Slaughter

I dunno what I was thinking
Leaving my child behind
Now I suffer the curse
And now I am blind
With all this anger, guilt and sadness
Coming to haunt me forever
I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river
Is this revenge I am seeking
Or seeking someone to avange me
Stuck in my own paradox
I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should chase and find
Before they'll try to stop it
It won't be long before I'll become a puppet
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
I wish I lived in the present
With the gift of my past mistakes
But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes
Your sweet little eyes
Your little smile, is all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper
Justification is killing me
But killing isn't justified
What happened to my son, I'm terrified
It lingers in my mind
And the thought keeps on getting bigger
I'm sorry my sweet baby
I wish I've been there
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother

Friend: "I officially killed six kids. I am the man behind the slaughter"

by BellyLikeJelly April 3, 2020

Slaughterama

A festival for bikers (as in bicyclers) hosted in Richmond, Virginia by the Cutthroats. Bikers come from all over the east coast to participate in bicycle-related activities such as tall-bike jousting. Slaughterama nornally occurs during the first week of April.

This event is open to the public.

You can't spell Slaughterama without slaughter.

by anonomatopia April 2, 2009

Slaughtomy

To murder or cause fatal wounding through or directly involving the anus.

The men slaughtomized the prisoner by sticking pvc pipe into his anus while sliding barbed wire into the pipe. Then pulling the pipe out to leave only the wire. Lastly, yanking the wire out to complete the slaughtomy.

by Bolognamaster November 20, 2010