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What women laughably claim to be looking for in a man, when really all they're looking for is muscles and $$$$$
"Yeah, I want a man with smarts."
Yeah, my asshole
smarts by Adrian April 8, 2006
Any fat person you see you call them it, then when you see one of those huge people who are just square and you say it with more emphasis like smaaaaaaaaaaaartsss!
*fat guy walks past* "SMARTS"
Smarts by JoebyRFC August 10, 2010
gavin is very smarts
smarts by wroingibinvkqepo12 June 13, 2018

smarts mill middle school 

go to this school only if you want a good hookup with a teacher or to overdose on cocaine. 🥺🥺🥺
*snorts* OUGH YES
of you must have gone to smarts mill middle school

street smarts 

Intelligence gained outside of school. Just as useful as book smarts, and in many cases more so. It can be divided into 4 categories.

1.Getting Along With Others- Knowing which questions to ask and not asking too many,being polite and friendly, but also being assertive.

2.Common Sense- Knowing who you can trust, which areas in town are good and which are bad, etc.

3.Self-defense-Knowing how to fight and fend off an attacker, especially if you are small.

4.BS-detection-Knowing when people are trying to fuck you over, reading their intentions, and knowing that most corporate advertisements are complete bullshit.
Dave Thomas founded Wendy's without school because he had street smarts.
street smarts by twibbix August 21, 2005