by crogue October 14, 2011
Get the smarthole mug.When someone peppers their Facebook updates around the time they go to, and come back from work - they are 'Smartphone Cruising'.
They're looking for an excuse to pull out their new iPhone/Nexus to show off to everyone in the carriage that they have a Bleeding Edge phone/cell.
They have no friends, but hundreds of Facebook Friends - so updating your status gives a 'Smartphone Cruiser' something to do with their gadget.
Usually practised by male Uber geeks, of The Great Unwashed variety. In the mistaken and laughable belief that women will become aroused.
(They won't).
They're looking for an excuse to pull out their new iPhone/Nexus to show off to everyone in the carriage that they have a Bleeding Edge phone/cell.
They have no friends, but hundreds of Facebook Friends - so updating your status gives a 'Smartphone Cruiser' something to do with their gadget.
Usually practised by male Uber geeks, of The Great Unwashed variety. In the mistaken and laughable belief that women will become aroused.
(They won't).
George: Hey! Melvin is spamming my Facebook feed with his updates again.
Mike: On his way to work?
George: I guess...
Mike: He's showboating his iPhone - y'know, 'Smartphone Cruising'?
George: Uh. True!
Mike: On his way to work?
George: I guess...
Mike: He's showboating his iPhone - y'know, 'Smartphone Cruising'?
George: Uh. True!
by Inside Guide to London March 31, 2010
Get the Smartphone Cruising mug.when your pinky gets permanently deformed and painful from supporting the weight of your heavy ass smartphone
John D.: damn bro, your pinky's all crooked!
Jane D.: i know man, it hurts too, i got that smartphone pinky....
John D.: sounds like a personal problem!
Jane D.: i know man, it hurts too, i got that smartphone pinky....
John D.: sounds like a personal problem!
by NoLooseNuts October 23, 2013
Get the smartphone pinky mug.The latest "must-have" gadget in the infinitely expanding world of pointless, over-priced gadgets. It has been scientifically proven that simply owning a Smartphone will improve your quality of life by 300%. Failure to purchase a Smartphone may result in the development of a condition known as "Having a mind of your own."
As of yet, the only recorded treatment for this condition is a regular, strong dosage of media bullshit.
As of yet, the only recorded treatment for this condition is a regular, strong dosage of media bullshit.
Media: "Buy this new Smartphone and a whole new world of possibilities will open up to you!"
Mainstream Sucker: "OMG. I just gotta have that. Now I can update my Facebook status anywhere!"
OR
Pretentious Fucker: *In A Nightclub* "Hey, my Smartphone is dead. Can I borrow yours to update my Facebook on how much fun I'm having?"
Smartperson: "No. I don't have a Smartphone. I have a D500..."
Pretentious Fucker: *Leaves Nightclub And Is Consequently Stabbed And Smartphone Stolen*
Mainstream Sucker: "OMG. I just gotta have that. Now I can update my Facebook status anywhere!"
OR
Pretentious Fucker: *In A Nightclub* "Hey, my Smartphone is dead. Can I borrow yours to update my Facebook on how much fun I'm having?"
Smartperson: "No. I don't have a Smartphone. I have a D500..."
Pretentious Fucker: *Leaves Nightclub And Is Consequently Stabbed And Smartphone Stolen*
by Fender137 November 13, 2011
Get the Smartphone mug.To be or get pwnd by your smartphone, or made to look stupid or otherwise inappropriate or n00b-like by the auto-correct or some other function of your smartphone..
OMG, I texted my mom last night to ask if she was making her wonderful shaved pork for dinner, the damn autocorrect changed it to shaved pussy! I hate getting smartphowned!
by SiGN me in June 9, 2011
Get the smartphowned mug.Those useless devices that many people at your school have. Chances are, you probably have one too. There are people without such devices, like the one who wrote the definition. People that own a cell phone often look down at it and just scroll and scroll and scroll. They rarely have real conversation. That, my friend, is called a smartphone zombie.
Person with smartphone: Why don't you have a phone?
Phoneless person with sane mind: I don't want to be looking down at it constantly like a zombie. That's why.
Phoneless person with sane mind: I don't want to be looking down at it constantly like a zombie. That's why.
by Definition4975 March 6, 2019
Get the Smartphone mug.The soreness you get on the inside part of your elbow, when u stretch your arm out, from surfing the web, texting & doing other lengthy things on your smartphone.
Ouch it hurts to stretch my arm out, searching the web on my phone for 2 hours gave me smartphone elbow!
by G~Flo June 21, 2011
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