A name given to an overly douchebagish person. Usually he/she will spend the day listening to, and I say loosely, "artists" such as Stephen Jerzak and NeverShoutNever; Hence, thinking he/she is cool. Unknown to him/her, he/she is a social reject. Known to makeout with 2 boys in the same night, several times. Also is known to have a group of friends named "The Wolfpack", all of which are also known to be homosexuals as well. He/She has no life as well. If you know a Shaftmouther, you should usually lynch them as soon as possible.
Billy: Hey, what's that?
Joe: That's a Shaftmouther.
Billy: Oh shit, get the torches, let's burn that motherfucker.
Joe: Yeah, BURN THE FAGGOT!
Joe: That's a Shaftmouther.
Billy: Oh shit, get the torches, let's burn that motherfucker.
Joe: Yeah, BURN THE FAGGOT!
by NotZachWonders March 29, 2010
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Usually used in connection with American Football, "to play smashmouth football"; alledgedly coined by Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka.
Also the name of two US-American bands.
Usually used in connection with American Football, "to play smashmouth football"; alledgedly coined by Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka.
Also the name of two US-American bands.
"Oo-er, I'm afraid I've strained my ankle and need to be rushed to the hospital!"
"Forget it! We're playing smashmouth Rayman Raving Rabbids here!"
"Forget it! We're playing smashmouth Rayman Raving Rabbids here!"
by Zwentibold January 6, 2009
Get the smashmouth mug.1.) The act of indulging copious amounts of alcohol and controlled substances
to the point of engaging in morally questionable behavior and poor decision
making (otherwise known as, having a good time).
2.) Waking up the next morning with little recollection of the previous night
or the name of the person laying naked next to you... or how they even got
here.
3.) Curing a vicious hangover with a late brunch and more alcohol while
gathering as much information as you can from third parties (also known as
'friends') to piece together the night before.
Synonyms: 1. Licentious 2. Hedonistic 3. Crunk
Antonyms: 1. Lame 2. Boring
to the point of engaging in morally questionable behavior and poor decision
making (otherwise known as, having a good time).
2.) Waking up the next morning with little recollection of the previous night
or the name of the person laying naked next to you... or how they even got
here.
3.) Curing a vicious hangover with a late brunch and more alcohol while
gathering as much information as you can from third parties (also known as
'friends') to piece together the night before.
Synonyms: 1. Licentious 2. Hedonistic 3. Crunk
Antonyms: 1. Lame 2. Boring
We in East Atlanta tonight gettin smashmouth!
I cured the smashmouth with some shrimp n grits and a few bloody maries. Still don't remember how I met that dame.
I cured the smashmouth with some shrimp n grits and a few bloody maries. Still don't remember how I met that dame.
by Agent of Change March 9, 2011
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smashmouthing is not for everyone please consult your doctor before trying it yourself. Do not use metal fork while smashmouthing, this could lead to puncture wounds.
smashmouthing is not for everyone please consult your doctor before trying it yourself. Do not use metal fork while smashmouthing, this could lead to puncture wounds.
by killer kenny May 17, 2007
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